Problems dating single

So not only will you not be getting sex, but you’re going to have to hang out at Chuck E.

Cheese’s AND pay for the child’s meals and entertainment.

Until the mini people are old enough to get their own cereal and turn on the cartoons, there's no such thing as sleeping in.

If you really want to impress everyone, let her sleep while you get the pancakes going and put the coffee on, or take everyone on a doughnut run. She probably doesn't need saving, but she definitely needs a massage.

Finally, if you marry her, you will DEFINITELY be paying more.5) A woman who has given birth can’t ever have a body close to what she had before carrying a child.

This is not saying that having a child isn’t worth it, but this is not about YOU having a child. Her body was changed by something that is of no benefit to you.6) You don’t want to be a father.

Say good-bye to after-parties, say hello to more-time-for sex (Lock the door!

Even if you are ultimately cleared of false accusations, the mere accusation can ruin your life.

She has demonstrated already that she doesn’t know how to effectively use contraception OR otherwise doesn’t make good choices because she made children with the wrong guy (most likely)*, and has demonstrated that she WANTS to be a mother as she kept the child.

Once a woman is a mother, she is less reluctant to avoid pregnancy.

That’s bad enough for you, but you should not be a party to putting a child through that.3) Being around the child(ren) exposes you to false charges of abuse.

If the child likes you, if you’re nice to the child, that’s no insurance against false accusations. These children are more likely to have mental and emotional problems.

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